$1200 days of stimulus check

On the first day of quarantine got my trump money

$1200 dollar of political bribery

I got my best social distancing gear on line from Burlington coat factory

All this little money done calmed my sanity

The bandana over my face is dope but to fully avoid covid

I need some dope kicks and a matching hoodie to go with it


Ive been stuck inside watching idiot celebrities

Sing song to make us feel like family

We in this together thats bullshit

Gal gogot got DC money me and my wife live in my mother in laws attic


So dont be trying to sing john Lennon’s imagine

you gotta cook and a mansion

I need to expose the hypocrisy Chelsea manning

The trip to the mall the towns on quarantine


They got boats for dead bodies

Fuck the owners of hobby lobby

The super market shelves are empty

But for some reason they got plenty of food at micky D’s

This is one of the worst tragedy in the last 2 centuries

Right wing conspiracies say this is a form of biological weaponry

But 1200 from the treasuries
Is gonna have me looking like someone from antifa was in def jam fight for NYC 16

1 I annt suppose to leave the crib but my wifes a essential worker

But i dread the day she gets sent away on a respirator

We living in the age of apocalypse theres a virus no one is safe from

But due to election time thank the federal reserve for the covid reparation


I gotta stretch this $1200
Make it last for a while

But jeff besso
Got his workers slave master style

Iceberg slim annt got shit on jeff

But 2 day delivery is
Is like taxation theft

I gotta stretch this like halitosis
Do cloriceptic

Social distance got me thinking of all the insane things i can accomplish

Pay off this bullshit credit

and hopefully i dont splurge on equipment

fuck it someone got a avalon compression on ebay for $700


Maybe finally get my license

But ingot no where to go

Scoreland got a sale on porno

But ive beat my meat so much

That any time i cum my dick shoots dust

Free money that ill prolly have taken out my taxes

Preparing for a new society thats cashless 16

All this quarantine turn me to broke venture capitalist

Maybe i should wait til the quarantines over

But that can be from here til October

And its hard being stuck in the house sober

The weedman got covid he’ll be outta commission for a while

And the walk to the liquor store is a mile

Boredom hunger got me fatter then usual incarnations

And the weight bench in the basement is used for clothes hanging

I should do something constructive like learn 2nd language

But the poor doordash man is bringing be egg n cheese coffee and a danish,

I gotta get away i gotta do it now

But ive turned into the $1200 cash cow

Maybe ill say fuck it and buy video games to play

But all i do is sit in front and of the TV and chain smoke like andrew dice clay

My wife wants covid so she can stay home with her trump pay

But ima stay away like alice in chains

I need a reason to leave the house but i annt trying to get sick

My $1200 and shit if i die from covid

My ass will be covid and homeless 16

Trump gave me $1200 dollar

but i can leave the house

The covid quarantine got me wanting to kill my spouse

Trump gave me $1200 dollars and i cant leave the house

I cant go nowhere without a rage over my mouth

I got $1200 dollars and i can t leave the house

What the fuck am i gonna do when the food runs out

I got $1200 and i cant leave the house

Bernie dropped out the race and he was gonna give me double the amount

I got $1200 dollars and i cant leave the house

We got a dixiecrat running who spews bullshit out his mouth

I got 1200 dollars and and i cant leave the house

The clansmen that gave me the money is gonna turn the white house to a plantation down south